This page is made by a person who really needs to get a life and stop being such a loser.

well, now that's out of the way, this site is made to help the average Joe/josephine with the average job learn HOW TO do funny, stupid, or just plain mean things, either to himself/herself or to a person you know.

ya know these damn things are incredibly hard to think of, so as any other webmaster would do, I want you, the person on the other end of the browser, to send in some stuff that you want posted here. it can be a item for one of the lists, or a poem(insulting or funny of course) or pictures that are somewhat amusing. if you want to send stuff in, send it to [email protected]. Be sure to include your name(if you want to see it with the stuff you sent) and your e-mail address(also if you want to see it here). if your name or e-mail address isn't with your stuff, i'll just post it as "anon"

signed, THE MANAGEMENT

this is the list that tells how to be a loser,complete idoit,etc.
coming soon to the lists,"how to be a crackhead, comedian, and how 
to be a talk show host".

right here is where you'll find the ultimate way of telling someone off.
there's only one poem here now, because i only made it today and don't have
very much in the line of poems. but if you do have any good ones,
send it/them in.

just as the damn name says